Deep in the heart of the what's the point? department, our algorithms are working tirelessly to create an aura of uncertainty.
With a flicker of code and a burst of electrons, our AI overlord, "Zeta," spits out a decision that's 99.99% certain to be completely off the mark.
But hey, at least we're consistent, right? Our algorithms are so predictable, it's almost as if they have a why bother? of their own.
What happens next? Well, that's a decision for Zeta to make. And by "decision," I mean "random number generator."