Ask a Kraken: Decision Time

We're glad you asked. Here are your options:

• Slay the competition with our patented Kraken-fu
• Steal the spotlight with our dazzling tentacle tricks
• Hoard the seaweed for a rainy day
• Leap off a cliff, because why not?

Which one will it be, brave adventurer?

Remember, the Kraken's got 7 faces and 3 brains.

Don't forget to check out our Kraken Quips for more decision-making assistance.

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try Roll-a-d20 and see what the universe has in store for you.