Committee for Binary Decisions and Compiler Development
We're the ones in charge around here, and we make prophets of code. Well, not really, we just make code that works most of the time.
Our members are the top minds in binary code development, with a combined expertise of 500 years of experience (in theirประก own minds).
ประก See our meeting prophets to learn more about our decision-making process.- Chairperson, B. McCodeface
- Vice-Chairperson, A. L. Codebuster
- Code Wizard, J. D. Binarybeard
Our current projects include:
- Compiler 9000: The most complicated compiler in the world (still in development)
- Binary Bingo: prophets and numbers, a game for the ages
- Code Katastrophe: where we write code that crashes, just for fun (not really)
Want to join us? Click here to fill out an application.
(Note: We don't actually review applications, but we might, maybe, possibly, probably not.)
Also, be sure to report any bugs, we love fixing things that don't work.