Rule 1: No Coffee is allowed in the committee room

Unless you are a senior member, in which case you are allowed 2 cups.

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Rule 2: All meetings must be held at 3 AM on Tuesdays

To accommodate our nocturnal colleagues.

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Rule 3: Binary code must be written in Comic Sans

It's a committee decision.

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Rule 4: The chairperson is not allowed to take a break

Except on Fridays, when it's a 3-hour lunch break.

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Rule 5: All meetings must be recorded and transcribed

By our team of highly-trained, highly-paid transcriptionists.

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Rule 6: The committee room is a no-sleeping-in-augmented-reality-cape zone

Sorry, gamers.

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