Welcome, space-ranger! You've found the most exclusive club in the galaxy for the toughest asteroid miners. We don't just mine for gold or gems, we're all about extracting valuable asteroid resources. Because, honestly, who needs luxuries when you can have asteroid-fresh water? Read more on our life choices
Our members have braved asteroid fields, asteroid law, and asteroid hazards. We're the real space cowboys.
Want to join the club? Sign up for our exclusive membership program and get ready for a life of... interesting times.
Or just browse our jokes page for some asteroid-themed humor.