Atomic Bag of Despair: The Ultimate Decision-Making Tool

Or is it just a bag of despair?

Are you having trouble deciding between options? Let us help!

Here's a bag of atomic proportions, filled with:

• 1 x 10,000 tiny existential crises
• 5 x 2,000 philosophical dilemmas
• 3 x 10,000 mundane tasks
• 1 x 1,000 random events that will never happen

Choose one item, any item, and we'll help you decide.

But be warned: the bag is not responsible for emotional trauma or spontaneous combustion.