html
Avocadonkey Associates: Decision Support System
Decision Support System
Welcome to Avocadonkey Associates, where we help you make the most important decisions in life. Today's decision: SHOULD I EAT THE DONUT?
Reasons to Eat the Donut:
- It's a donut. You love donuts.
- It's not like you're going to eat a whole pizza by yourself... again.
- Think of the calories as a form of artistic expression.
Reasons Not to Eat the Donut:
- You might get a stomachache.
- It's just a donut. There are plenty more where that came from.
- You might have to buy more pants.
So, what will it be? The sweet, sweet freedom of donut-eating bliss, or the restrictive, restrictive confines of self-control?
Should I get antlers?
Should I take a nap?
Should I buy a boat?