Backup Plan B: Because Plan A Clearly Was a Terrible Idea

In the event of catastrophic failure, our top priority is to have a backup plan. And not just any backup plan, but a backup plan that's better than the original.

Features:

• More explosions
• Larger explosions
• More frequent explosions
• Explosions with a 99.99% chance of success
• A 100% chance of not getting caught

Subpages:

• Phase 1: Infiltrate the enemy's defenses
• Phase 2: Deploy the doomsday device
• Phase 3: Flee in terror while laughing maniacally