When the apocalypse comes, don't bother building a bunker or stockpiling canned goods. Instead, follow our patented (not actually patented) 5-step plan to survive the doomsday.
Step 1: Find a nice, secluded spot with a good view. Preferably a spot with an abundance of snack options.
Step 2: Construct a makeshift lean-to Or if you're feeling fancy, go to Backup Plan B