Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are activating the Emergency Raccoon Protocol.
In this subphase, we will deploy an army of highly trained raccoons to dig up all existing infrastructure.
Our team of experts has determined that this approach is 100% effective in resolving the situation and saving the day.
Plan A: Subphase 7 - Alternative Raccoon Deployment Plan C: Subphase 1 - Bureaucratic Red Tape