Contingencies

Because, you know, the world is going to end in a blaze of fire and destruction, and we need a plan B. Like, C, D, E, and F.

• What if we run out of coffee?
• What if the apocalypse is delayed?
• What if we accidentally nuke our own cities?
• What if we are taken over by zombies?
• What if we are visited by a kraken?
• What if we run out of batteries?
• What if we get visited by an actual deus ex machina?
• What if we all get turned into Squidward?
• What if we all get turned into actual Squidward?
• What if the Squidward gets hungry?

And, of course, Backup Prophets have been consulted for their expert opinions.