The Beer Garden of Despair: Where Hope Goes to Die

Our bartender has been trained in the art of pouring drinks that will make you forget about your existential dread.

Beer Garden of Despair: A place where the sun never sets, but your hopes never rise.

Drinks:

• Our Beer Menu (Warning: May cause temporary happiness)
• Watch Us Succeed at Parties (Caution: May lead to awkward morning after)
• Our Daily Schedule of Despair (Updated hourly, because why not?)

Our Famous Regulars:

• Philosophy Bob: The patron of our establishment
• Life Choices, Inc.: The experts who will tell you to quit your job
• The Beer Garden Society: Because who needs friends when you have beer?

Subpages:

Explore our subpages for more of our unique content:

• Meet our Bartender of Steel
• Get the secret to our famous beer-infused dishes