Decisions: Burnt Burgers

We have made the difficult decision to serve burnt burgers to our patrons.

Why?

Our chef, Bob, was having a bad day and forgot to turn down the heat.

Or maybe it was the universe's way of testing our dedication to the craft.

Menu

• Blackened Burnt Burger
• Extra Cheesy Burnt Burger
• Extra Spicy Burnt Burger

Reviews

We're still waiting for reviews, but here's what our patrons have to say:

• "It's...different." - Bob, the chef
• "I'd eat it again." - Karen, the regular
• "I'd eat it again, but only if I'm drunk." - Steve, the brave

Special Offers

We're offering a free side of burnt fries with every burnt burger purchase.

(Limit 5 per customer)

Join Our Beer Pong Tournament!

Compete for the coveted Golden Frying Pan award!

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