It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you, our beloved Beer Pong Tournament champions, that your services will no longer be required.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are unable to provide the promised free pizza party to celebrate your victory. Instead, you will be forced to settle for a measly 10% discount on your next beer purchase.
We understand that this news may come as a shock, but we assure you that it is for the best. After all, pizza is overrated. Who needs cheese and sauce when you have the thrill of possibly winning a few rounds of Beer Pong?
As a token of our appreciation for your participation, we have prepared a special consolation prize for you. Please click on the link below to claim your prize.
Claim your consolation prizeOr, if you're feeling particularly feisty, you can try to challenge the tournament organizers to a game of Beer Pong. We hear they're not as good as they think they are.
Bring it on