Lagerators Win Beer Pong Tournament
The Lagerators took the top prize at the annual Beer Pong tournament, crushing their competition with their unbeatable combo of skills and beer-fueled focus.
Team Roster:
- Bartholomew "The Bullseye" Jenkins - Captain and ace pitcher
- Reginald "The Regal One" Pimlico - Powerhouse pitcher with a penchant for beer pong table design
- Lysander "Lynx" LaFleur - The team's secret weapon: a master of beer pong table geometry and opponent psychology
Key Statistics:
- Wins: 10
- Losses: 2
- Beer Pong-to-Beer Ratio: 1.5:1
