As the great Beer Judge, I have been tasked with evaluating the most pressing question of the century: how to choose between the many, many stouts.
With so many delicious, dark, and mysterious stouts vying for the top spot, the decision is, of course, a difficult one.
Certainly, one could consider the classic, tried-and-true implications of choosing the wrong stout.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, one could ponder the risks associated with choosing a stout that's a bit too hoppy.
But, for the sake of all that is holy and delicious, let us focus on the joys of choosing the perfect stout.
So, without further ado, here are the stouts that have made it to the top of the list:
Which one will it be? The choice is yours, and the fate of the world's stouts hangs in the balance.
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