Best Practices for Making Decisions that Won't Haunt You Later

When faced with a decision, follow these time-tested strategies to avoid regret:

1. Act Like You Have All the Time in the World – Even when you don't. Procrastination is key.

Or, if you're short on time, try:

2. Choose the Option That Sounds the Least Terrible – It's better than nothing, right?

And, if you're feeling really stuck, consider:

3. Ask a Friend/Colleague/Slightly-competent Coworker – They'll either tell you what to do, or you can both figure it out together (with varying degrees of success).

Remember, these are just guidelines. Use them at your own risk!

Or, if all else fails, try our Decision Tree – a flowchart of questionable design and dubious effectiveness.