bugzilla: The Unignorable Bug

Warning: Do Not Panic! You are experiencing a bug of the highest order.

This is a bug so bad, it's good. So good, it's bad. A bug that's been reported, but not fixed. A bug that's been ignored, but not forgotten.

Features:

• Causes your cat to spontaneously combust.
• Makes your keyboard type itself into an infinite loop of "I'm a little teapot.".
• Turns your browser into a portal to a parallel universe where the sky is pink and the grass is purple.

Subpages:

• How to Fix the Bug (But Probably Won't)
• Feature Requests for the Bug
• Bugzilla Management: A Guide to Not Caring