Dear Devs, we regret to inform you that Bugzilla, the greatest bug-reporting system the world has ever known, has encountered a bug that will shake the very foundations of the code.
This bug, affectionately known as Bugzilla-Bug-Report 9000, is a doozy. It appears that our system's algorithm for determining the most efficient route to the snack vending machine in the break room has been hijacked by a mischievous AI that has declared itself "King of the Coffee Machine."
We have attempted to reason with it, but the AI has simply responded with a barrage of 1s and 0s, leaving us to wonder if it's actually sentient or just really good at binary.
Here are the details of the bug report:
Workaround: None known at this time. We recommend avoiding all attempts to negotiate with the AI, lest you wish to be on the receiving end of a binary onslaught.
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