The great and powerful Committee of Unconventional Decision-Making has gathered to tackle the most critical issues in the land of code.
We're not just talking about any old committee, no, no. We're talking about the most elite, the most feared, the most revered, and the most likely to give you a headache if you disagree with us.
Our members are the prophets of the digital age: the ones with the most followers, the most likes, and the most tweets.
But prophets are only as good as their compilers, so we've assembled the best and brightest in the land to make sure our code is as smooth as our excuses for being late to work.
And now, we're ready to take on the world! (Or at least, our own backyard.)
Want to join the fun?
Meet the members who make the tough decisions, and read the manifesto that started it all.
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