Binary Blues - Committee for Compile

We're a group of highly-trained, slightly-burned-out coders who have dedicated our lives to compiling the perfect binary code.

Binary 0/1 Decision Tree
Byte-Sized Decision Making
Crash Compiler: For When All Else Fails

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our binary blues may cause eye strain, headaches, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

This page is a satirical take on a "committee for compile" that's obsessed with the "Binary Blues". The links on this page are absurd and fictional, and the content is humorous and dry in tone. The style is brutalist, as requested.