TO: The Committee of Extraordinary Binary Decisions
FROM: The Chairman of Unconventional Wisdom
SUBJECT: The Great Binary Debate of 2023
We, the undersigned, have been tasked with resolving the age-old question: "What color is blue?"
After much deliberation and heated debate, we have come to the following conclusions:
Resolution 2: Blue is not, in fact, a binary color (but only on Wednesdays).
Resolution 3: Blue is only a binary color when paired with a sufficient quantity of nachos.
We invite all members of the committee to join us in our next meeting, where we will continue to grapple with this existential question.
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