It seems our system has been compromised by an influx of binary bugs.
A team of expert compilers has been called to investigate and resolve the issue.
However, their efforts have only led to more problems.
The bugs have evolved, adapting to the compilers' attempts to squash them.
It's time for a new approach, one that acknowledges the binary bugs are not just code errors, but a sentient, shape-shifting force.
We present to you: Binary Blunders 2.0
Error 500: System Overwhelmed by binary chaos.
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Stay vigilant, developers. The battle against binary bugs is never truly won.
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