Parody

Welcome to the Binary Blues, where the only thing we're good at is making things worse.

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	// Binary Blues in Action
	// This is some terrible code that will probably crash
	// Your computer. Maybe.
	print("Binary Blues are the worst.")
	print("This is a terrible joke.")
	print("Please, just stop reading now.")
	

We're not even sure why you'd want to read this, but if you must, you can try our terrible compiler to make it worse.