NOT EATING SANDWICHES

You've reached the ultimate destination for those who refuse to be swayed by the allure of sandwiches.

Here, you can indulge in the most absurd, the most illogical, the most utterly ridiculous decision of all: NOT EATING SANDWICHES.

Subpages:

• Why Not Eat Sandwiches?
• Who Needs Sandwiches?
• Sandwich Alternatives
• The Sandwich Conspiracy Theory