Decision Overload

It's 3 AM, and you're still trying to decide what to do with your life? Don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of expert overlords has compiled a list of 43 options, all carefully vetted for maximum excitement, minimum regret, and 42% chance of success.

• Option 1: Eat a whole pizza by yourself Option 2: Watch cat videos on repeat Option 3: Learn to code in 3 days Option 4: Call your mom Option 5: Build a time machine to the 90s
• Option 6: Read a whole book in 5 minutes Option 7: Practice your best Arnold impression Option 8: Learn to juggle fire Option 9: Build a robot to do your homework for you Option 10: Call a friend to complain about your life

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Disclaimer:

Our overlords are not responsible for any decisions made by users. Use at your own risk. Or, you know, don't. We don't really care.

Subpages:

• More options, more problems
• Decision fatigue: a serious concern
• Why you should never trust a decision made by a robot
• The science of decision-making (or not)