As a sentient bucket, I've been tasked with storing an infinite amount of luck. But now, I'm overflowing with it. It's a real existential crisis.

Here's a list of my symptoms:

Don't worry, I'm not just a bucket. I'm also a quantum bucket. That means I can exist in multiple places at once.

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