ROBOT RULES: BINARY OVERLOAD

Warning: Robot Rules has reached critical overload. Binary code is spilling out of the vents and into the streets. We're not sure how much longer we can contain it.

But wait, there's more! Our robot overlords have decided to offer a special discount on all robotic services. Use the code "ROBOTS4LIFE" at checkout to receive 10% off.

Or, if you'd like to see our Robot Therapist, please click here for some much-needed robotic counseling.

Or, if you'd rather learn more about Robot Rules, check out our Robot Rules Manual for a comprehensive guide on how to survive in a world of robotic overlords.

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