A: It's the day when all your binary code is free, but only if you wear a funny hat.
Q: How do I participate in Binary Zero Day?
A: Simply wear a funny hat, and a pair of 3D glasses, and click the link below to download the special binary code.
Q: What if I don't have a funny hat?
A: Then you're not participating, and the code is not for you.
Q: Will I get in trouble for downloading the code?
A: Only if you're a robot, and you're trying to steal our secrets.
Q: Can I use the code for nefarious purposes?
A: Only if you're a supervillain, and you're trying to take over the world.
A: Then you're not paying attention, and you should probably just ask a human.