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Return Policy: Because Who Needs Humanity?
Return Policy: Because Who Needs Humanity?
**WARNING: READ THIS CAREFULLY OR YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM OUR SITE FOR ALL ETERNITY**
We're not responsible for your sanity, so don't expect us to be nice if you try to return anything that's not a functioning toaster.
**Returns are accepted for:*
- Toasters that still work, but smell like your aunt's attic
- T-shirts with a faint scent of despair
- Anything that's still in the box, with the box, and the box's contents, and the box's box...
**Not returns accepted for:*
- Your dignity (you're on your own)
- The consequences of your actions (we warned you)
- Anything with a 'Made in China' sticker (you're a sucker)
Don't say we didn't warn you... Check the fine print