Procrastination is a powerful binary code that has taken over the world.
Zero-Day Procrastination
When you see the clock ticking away with an uninvited guest, don't panic!
Avoid the impending doom of productivity with our patented Zero-Day Procrastination technique.
- Step 1: Ignore your to-do list.
- Step 2: Open a new tab on your browser.
- Step 3: Scroll through memes for 3 hours.