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Burning Things

Welcome to the burning ruins of our collective sanity. We're a community of experts in making poor decisions.

Terrible Ideas - Where the worst ideas come to life.
Emergency Services - Because sometimes you need a firehose to put out the flames.
Last Minute Solutions - When procrastination is the only option.

The Great Pizza Oven Fire of 2023

We decided to cook a pizza while simultaneously trying to solve world hunger. The results were... incendiary.