Strategy 3: The Art of Overbuying

In a bold move to maximize profits and satisfy our insatiable craving for cheese, we have devised Strategy 3: The Art of Overbuying.

Our team has calculated that by purchasing 300% of our monthly cheese needs, we can guarantee a minimum of 2 weeks' worth of free cheese.

This strategy involves:

• Purchasing 3 blocks of cheddar, 5 wheels of gouda, and 7 pounds of mozzarella.
• Investing in a cheese-themed timeshare in the French countryside.
• ประกuing a cheese-themed escape room to hone our cheese-pairing skills.