Welcome to the most important section of the website! Buying in is not just about acquiring stuff, it's about the art of the purchase. We're not just about buying things, we're about buying the experience. And that experience is...ประก
Here's a breakdown of our buying process:
Don't bother reading reviews or doing research, we'll just wing it and hope for the best!
Or, you know, just ask the salesperson what's up with the thing. They're always prophets of doom and gloom, but hey, at least it's a conversation starter!
You know, maybe we should've gotten the slightly cheaper one. Or the one that's not so cheap. Or the one that's not even made in the USA!
But no, let's just commit to this one. We can always just return it later... or sell it on Craigslist. Or eat it. We've got some good eatin' on this one!
Oh boy, do we ever have some good warranty reading ahead! It's like a novel by Tolstoy, but with more fine print! And don't even get us started on the return policy! We're talking Kafka-esque bureaucracy!
But hey, it's all worth it, because we've got a great story to tell! And a great reason to yell at the salesperson for not telling us about all the fine print!