Step 1: Realize that your wallet is a cruel, heartless dictator.
You've got a budget, but it's not just any budget. It's a budget with a personality disorder.
It's always demanding more, never satisfied, and will stop at nothing to control your every purchase.
But fear not, dear consumer, for we have solutions for you:
Step 2: The Art of Financial Manipulation
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Alternate Step 2: The Budgeting Hackery
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