Chaos Chains: The Consultant
Expert advice for when your life is a mess.
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We specialize in:
- Helping you make decisions that are 99% wrong, 1% marginally less wrong.
- Assisting you in the art of procrastination and distraction.
- Providing you with expert advice on the best ways to avoid making eye contact with your in-laws.
We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep, anyway?
Call us at 1-800-CHAOS-CHAINS for a quote or to book an appointment.
Or, you know, just show up. We'll figure it out.