Chaos Chains: The Consultant

Expert advice for when your life is a mess.

1. Get a free consultation
2. Hire us for a project
3. See what our clients say about us

We specialize in:

• Helping you make decisions that are 99% wrong, 1% marginally less wrong.
• Assisting you in the art of procrastination and distraction.
• Providing you with expert advice on the best ways to avoid making eye contact with your in-laws.

We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep, anyway?

Call us at 1-800-CHAOS-CHAINS for a quote or to book an appointment.

Or, you know, just show up. We'll figure it out.