ABORT THE PROJECT

It's not you, it's us. We're the ones who are clearly out of our minds.

CHAOS LEVEL: 11

Current Chaos Index: 99%

Warning: Aborting the project may cause irreparable damage to your sanity.

Read our carefully crafted rational for aborting the project Consult our Chaos Management Expert (a.k.a. the guy in the back who just yells "CHARGE!" a lot)