Decision Tree of Madness
Step 1: Ignore the Sirens of Reason
Don't listen to that little voice in the back of your head telling you to do the responsible thing.
Next: Panic Buy Some BeansStep 2: Panic Buy Some Beans
Rush out and buy all the beans. All the beans. Every bean.
Next: Call Auntie for Help (She'll Know What to Do)Step 3: Call Auntie for Help (She'll Know What to Do)
She'll tell you to call her sister, who's got the best advice on what to do next.
Next: Ask the Feline OverlordStep 4: Ask the Feline Overlord
The cat will meow, and you'll be convinced it's the most logical course of action.
Next: Destroy Everything