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Chaos Lock

Welcome to the Lock of Certainty, where decisions are a luxury we can't afford. In this, our most secure and yet completely useless, lock you'll find:

Paralyzing Indecisiveness - where we'll help you make a decision, but only after a 10-year wait.
Total Uncertainty - because who needs options, really?
Algorithmic Certainty - where our AI friend will make all the decisions, but only if it's having a good day.