At Chaos Lock, we specialize in creating decisions that are so bad, they're good. Our team of expert decision-makers will guide you through the process of making choices that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Whether you're looking to make a decision that will ruin your relationships, destroy your finances, or just plain ol' confuse everyone around you, we've got you covered.
Our services include:
- Randomly selecting the worst possible option
- Blindly following your gut, even if it's wrong
- Making decisions based on outdated information (because who needs facts, right?)