Chaos Lock 1: The First of the Unyielding

In a bold move, the Council of Chaos declared the first Chaos Lock to be none other than a simple, yet elegant, velvet painting of a door in the middle of the city square. The doors purpose was to be a symbol of the citys ability to adapt and overcome, but little did it know, it was just a fancy way of blocking the entrance to the local baker.

Features:

• Has a door
• Is in the middle of the city square
• No actual functionality

Technical Specifications:

• Material: Painted wood
• Dimensions: 2x1m
• Color Scheme: Black, red, and gold (because why not)

Chaos Lock 1: The First of the Unyielding v1.0

Release Date: Never

License: Public Domain, because who needs copyright

Changelog:

• v1.0: Initial release, still just a painting

Known Issues:

• People keep trying to open it
• People keep painting it

See also:

Chaos Lock 2: The One That Actually Works

Or, if you will, Chaos Lock 0: The One We Forgot We Had