Decision 2: The One That Will Ruin Your Life

Are you tired of making good decisions? Do you want to experience the thrill of regret and despair?

Choose from our carefully curated selection of terrible choices:

Buy a timeshare in a failing theme park

Invest in a struggling water park in the middle of nowhere, where the water slides are always broken, and the gift shop is a pawn shop.

Learn more about our exclusive water park investment opportunity

Sign up for a 6-month subscription to a monthly magazine that only prints blank pages

Get ready to feel accomplished every month, as you receive a new issue filled with nothing but white space!

Learn more about the thrill of empty pages

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Take a chance on our special "I'm-a-giving-up-on-life" package

(Disclaimer: Not actually a package, just a metaphorical suggestion)