Arguments Against Cheddar

1. Cheddar is too gouda.

Think about it. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

2. Cheddar is a gateway to a life of crime.Read more about the dark underbelly of the cheddar industry.

3. Cheddar is a social construct.

We made it up. It's not real. Don't @ us.

4. Cheddar is a distraction from the real issue: lack of brie.

Let's be real, folks. The real problem is not cheddar. It's brie. We all know it.

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