Arguments Against Bert
He's just so... much.
We, the Against Bert Coalition, believe that Bert's sheer existence is a affront to all that is good and pure.
Here are some reasons why:
- His mustache is an abomination.
- His love of tie-dye is a crime against humanity.
- He has a tendency to talk for an uncomfortably long time.
We implore you, join us in our fight against the scourge of Bert!
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