THE CHEESE APOCALYPSE

It's the end of the world as we knew it, folks. The Cheese has taken over. The skies are filled with cheddar dust, and the rivers are flowing with melted mozzarella. The once-blue skies are now a deep shade of orange, like a well-cooked cheeseburger.

Buy more cheese to survive the impending doom!

But don't just sit there, idle and gouda-less. The fate of humanity rests in the hands of those who are prepared. Gather your supplies, fortify your bunker, and get ready to face the melted mess that is the Cheese Apocalypse.

Prepare yourself for the worst with our comprehensive guide to Cheese Armor. Or, if you're feeling extra cautious, hoard all the cheese you can find.