Safety Protocols for Cheese Tower Maintenance

Warning: The following appendix contains critical information about the maintenance and upkeep of our beloved Cheese Tower.

Section 1: Emergency Response Procedures

In the event of a gouda-related emergency, follow these steps:

1. Call the Cheese Tower Emergency Hotline: 1-800-CHEESE-SOS
2. Proceed to the Cheese Tower's basement for shelter.
3. Put on your Hazmat suit and follow the yellow safety cones.
4. Call for backup from our highly-trained team of feta-fueled ninjas.

Section 2: Regular Maintenance

Schedule routine inspections and repairs to prevent:

• Clogged gouda ducts
• Moldy brie
• Cheddar dust buildup

Remember: A clean cheese tower is a safe cheese tower.

For more information on cheese tower safety, visit our Safety Hub.