The Ascetic's Guide to Making Difficult Choices

Welcome, friend! Are you tired of being torn between the desire for comfort and the need for discipline? Do you struggle to make decisions, unsure of which path to take? Fear not! Our ascetic guide is here to help you navigate even the most daunting dilemmas.

1. The Mean as Asceticism: A Guide to Making the Right Choice

In the spirit of the great ascetic philosophers, we'll guide you through the art of making decisions with an iron fist and a heart of stone. Or, you know, just a really stern face.

Here are a few tips to get you started:

Be cruel to your feelings. If it makes you uncomfortable, it's probably good for you.
Practice the art of self-denial. The more you deprive yourself, the stronger you'll become.
Remember, the only true freedom is the freedom to make poor choices.

And don't forget: a true ascetic is never truly comfortable. So, go ahead and make yourself uncomfortable – it's the only way to grow.

2. The Sweet Asceticism: A Guide to Finding Joy in Self-Inflicted Pain