In the depths of the internet, where the air is stale and the memes are old, there lies a dark truth: the plain is mightier than the sword.
Or, in other words, it's better than the fancy. For who needs all those bells and whistles when you can have simplicity and clarity?
But, beware, traveler, for the plain is a sacrifice, a sacrifice of style, of flair, of all things good and decent. For once you go down the plain road, there's no turning back.