Welcome to the 3rd edition of the most pointless, the most mind-numbing, and the most soul-crushing guide to making terrible decisions. Here, you'll find the secrets to throwing away your potential, your happiness, and your sanity.
Whether you're a seasoned pro at ruining your life, or just starting out, this book has got you covered. Our expert team of mediocre writers has crafted a comprehensive guide that will leave you questioning every life choice you ever made.
Learn how to love the feeling of regret, of disappointment, and of utter despair.
1. The Joy of Losing 2. The Art of ResentmentDiscover the secrets of showing up late, missing deadlines, and generally being a hindrance to progress.
1. The Biology of Bad Timing 2. The Mathematics of Arriving LateLearn how to question every decision, no matter how small, and spend eternity stuck in the pit of indecision.
1. The Epicurean Approach 2. The Paradox of Choice