Burnt Toast 4: The Agony of Choice
We've all been here before: staring down the abyss of options, our minds racing with the weight of possibility.
You've got 4 options, but let's be real, only 3 of them are any good.
Option 1: Take a long, slow sip of burnt toast and savor the bitter taste of regret.
Option 2: Chop the burnt toast into tiny pieces and scatter them across the landscape of your soul.
Option 3: Use the burnt toast as a makeshift coaster for your favorite coffee mug.
Which one will you choose?
The Ultimate Choice